This mini post is brought to you by those who have been asking me a simple question:
Did you poo during labor?
The answer is yes and no. Yes I did poo during labor. No I did not poo during pushing.
When you're in labor, the baby is pushing down on all your internal organs, and you really have no choice but to poop. In a toilet, of course. You don't just lose all your bodily functions at once like I think my "Followers" are expecting to. And if you poop, in the toilet, during labor, you're not going to push the baby out. Although they are the same muscles.
When I started pushing, I felt this extreme "release" which I thought was poo, but it wasn't. It was just amniotic fluid and blood and whatever else. And I cannot stress enough- you're NOT going to care. There are so many bodily fluids, one more is not going to matter.
So there is your answer.
Any other questions? You know I'll answer them!